Posted Jul 19, 2022, 7:00 AMUpdated on Jul 19, 2022 at 8:00 am
Oh summer! The beautiful fine sandy beaches, the sun on your skin, the endless psychotests… And you have well deserved these holidays. The least we can say is that the year has been busy, between the never-ending health crisis, the war at the gates of Europe, the increasing alerts on global warming.
Despite everything, there are a few notes of optimism on the youth front, with these students who are multiplying their positions for ecological and social transition, whether at AgroParisTech, Polytechnique or even HEC.
And besides, before leaving for these few weeks of break, we offer you a little test to find out which fork you are.
Ready? Let's go !
When you grow up, you will be:
For you, the ideal holiday is rather…
♻️ Two weeks in Greece, my little cute sin of the year even if I tremble a little looking at the carbon footprint of the round trip by plane. But I will do the rest of the vacation by train.
🙈 As far as possible, you spend a fortnight in Thailand then a week in New York, stalling right and left on weekends all over Europe.
👨🌾 A week in Ardèche to rest, then you go woofing to renovate a straw house and do market gardening.
This summer, which book have you decided to pack in your luggage?
🙈 The biography of Steve Jobs. I've already read it 1,524 times but I want to be sure I've grasped all the tricks to becoming the next Silicon Valley billionaire. #disruption
👨🌾 Towards happy sobriety – by Pierre Rabhi. I hesitated with the IPCC report but I already know it by heart and I would like to relax a little all the same. #sobriety
♻️ Finding your ikigai: Ken Mogi's method. Summer is the perfect opportunity to take time for myself and finally find the job that suits me and meets the needs of the world. #personal development
Your perfect relaxing day would be…
♻️ Quiet morning, yoga, little walk, afternoon a little more cerebral: I take this opportunity to ask myself the right questions that I never take the time to deal with during the year (what are my priorities, what what I really like to do in life, …)
🙈 At 100 per hour: every minute must be optimized to tick as many boxes as possible in my holiday to-do-list, keeping an eye on my pro smartphone so as not to miss important information.
👨🌾 Total communion with the rhythm of nature: I wake up to the crowing of the rooster to enjoy the freshness for a bucolic walk, picnic then nap in the forest, gardening at the end of the afternoon.
What you would take to a desert island
👨🌾 A survival seed kit, to start from zero far from the world, pollution, and noise of the city.
♻️ A pharmacy kit: adventure, why not, but with a good dose of caution despite everything.
🙈 A plane, to leave as quickly as possible (what, is that cheating?).
All good things come to an end: it's already back to school. What can we wish you for this year?
♻️ Serenity: take my courage with both hands, and finally meet people to find a job more aligned with my values.
🙈 Success: a good increase and above all finally moving on to director status.
👨🌾 Freedom: take my clicks and my clacks and my dreams and my life, the escape and the powder to reconnect with nature.
Your ideal outfit for going to work?
🙈 Suit tie moccasins with tassels/suit high heel tights: always be ready to make a good impression.
👨🌾 Tap shorts: if it could precipitate a summons by HR for a conventional breakup, that would suit me.
♻️ Jean sneakers: comfort above all, but staying in line with the company's dress code.
What's your favorite reality TV show?
🙈 The Angels in Dubai, then in Mykonos via Miami: it's stronger than me, all these villas make you dream.
♻️ Silence grows x Top Chef – special Vegan edition: it gives me recipe ideas and I can see myself one day launching your restaurant with local and seasonal products.
👨🌾 I'm more reality than TV. Besides, I sold it to finance my permaculture vegetable garden.
If you could reincarnate as a saying, it would be:
🙈 “Who will live will see. »
♻️ “Patience and length of time are more than strength or rage. »
👨🌾 “When you don't know where you're going, look where you're coming from. »
And if you were an animal, you would be rather…
👨🌾 A bee: the essential link for the survival of humanity threatened by pesticides and wild globalization.
🙈 A lion: mane in the wind, I guide my whole kingdom, even if it means terrorizing it a little along the way.
♻️ An elephant: calm, solidly anchored, I move slowly but surely.
Verdict: what type of fork are you?
If you have a maximum of👨 🌾: you are a disrupter: it smells of general fed up! The least we can say is that you are mature and ready to give up everything to live in complete autonomy. Your dream is rather to go raise goats in the Larzac than to spend a night in the most beautiful suite of the Hilton in Dubai. We still advise you to take a few vacations and train in local entrepreneurship before embarking on your permaculture project, you never know.
If you have a maximum of ♻️: you are in the process of forking: you want to change your professional life, more or less radically. You are tired of your current job and you feel the need to align yourself with your values and with the needs of society. However, you are not ready to throw everything away and you are a little afraid of the consequences of your choices. What if you take advantage of these holidays to discover the thousands of impact job offers that exist to inspire you and take action?
If you have a maximum of 🙈: you are an ostrich: you have lived in an underground gallery for the past few years and have not heard of global warming. For you, the IPCC is the Innovation Group for Economy and Growth. Come on, before letting you prepare for your vacation in Dubai, we still allow ourselves a little advice: take advantage of the summer to find out about the latest IPCC report!
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